- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to even

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to die at will

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

the power to animate condiments

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The ability to change your weight

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

Pointless Super Powers