The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to like this power

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to absolutely nothing

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!