The ability to talk to bacteria

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!