- Pointless Super Powers

the power to eat people :D

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

Being only half invisible.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to ejaculate napalm

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!