- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power of bad luck

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to lick your elbow.

The ability to not have a super power.

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power drown in water

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

the power to enter a coma.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

Pointless Super Powers