The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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the power to eat people :D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!