- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power to control paprika with your mind

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The ability to die instantly

the ability to die on command

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The ability to know when men have erections

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

the power to see stuff

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power of women's rights.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to walk 1% faster.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to sharpen a pen

the power to turn food into shit

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The ability to get shot, for real.

Pointless Super Powers