The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!