- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to half transform to something.

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

the power to get sick

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

The power to die.

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

the power to turn into a tree

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

the power to catch em' all

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

Pointless Super Powers