The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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32% Levitation.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!