The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to see the past.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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he power to make mistakes

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!