the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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To have the power to breathe

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!