- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to digest corn.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to even

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

the power to become translucent

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

open up pickles glass

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to flush toilets with your mind

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to look at Sun.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

Pointless Super Powers