The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!