The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to know when someone queefed

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to speak to toasters

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!