The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to smell whore

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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the power to do nothing

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!