the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!