The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to become powerless

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!