- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have gravity.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to not have a superpower

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power of learning

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The ability to go to hell.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

Pointless Super Powers