- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to make everything worse

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to swim on land.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to always be at half mast.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

The power to fly in tornadoes

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

Pointless Super Powers