the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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yo mama

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!