The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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the ability to levitate

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power of women's rights.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!