The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to break bones at will.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!