The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!