The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to have no power

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to divide by 0

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The ability to be in fashion.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!