- Pointless Super Powers

the power to refreeze frozen ice

Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

Infinite knowledge when dead

the power to smell like ham

The power to have a pointless power.

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

The power to be normal.

The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!