- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The power to ejaculate at command

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

the power to jizz money

The power to digest corn.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The ability to pull open push only doors

Pointless Super Powers