The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the ability to levitate

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The ability to be heard in space

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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power to fly when your underwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!