The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!