The power to look TV

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!