- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

the power to make your nipples dissappear

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to be alone

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to fly but only in your room

the power to do nothing

The power to be an idiot.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

the power to become translucent

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to kill yourself.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

the power to read this sentence

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to break a Nokia

Pointless Super Powers