- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power to fly but only in your room

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to see oxygen.

The power to crap without pissing.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to turn any object into food

The ability to go to hell.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

the power to turn food into shit

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

The power to die

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

Pointless Super Powers