The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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yo mama

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!