The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to be a snail

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to have no superpower

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to smell whore

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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the power to do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!