the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to buy free things.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to self destruct

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to poop standing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!