The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to walk through air.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to become powerless

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!