The power to only be obesely fat.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

thumb_up thumb_down +46

the power to melt your bones

thumb_up thumb_down +46

the power to die on the spot

thumb_up thumb_down +40

the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The power to dream about being asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

thumb_up thumb_down +135

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

thumb_up thumb_down +133

The ability to be poor for life

thumb_up thumb_down +129

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

thumb_up thumb_down +127

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

thumb_up thumb_down +121

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!