the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to time travel to the present

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!