the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!