The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!