The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!