The power to not see anything

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to block your own powers

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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Vanilla scented blood

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the power to hovertate

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to run Crysis.

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open up pickles glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!