The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to speak to toasters

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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the power to catch em' all

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to make faces at the blind

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!