open up pickles glass

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to run Crysis.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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To shit bricks.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!