The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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To never remember what the word if means

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!