- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power of women's rights.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

Pointless Super Powers