The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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Really bendy thumbs.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!