The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to be alone

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!