- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of having two left hands.

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The power of bad luck

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the power to get extra homework

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to rotten food.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

the power to turn retarted

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

Pointless Super Powers