The power to lower your own ego.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!