- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to be in fashion.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to fly when in something flying

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

Pointless Super Powers