The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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the power to melt your bones

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to eat your own head.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to never have fun...never.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!