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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power of learning

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!