The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!