The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!