The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to never come into existence

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to have no power

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to die on command.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to digest corn.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!