- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

The power to have no power

a power to turn liquid into goo!

the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power of bad luck

The Power to Fail in Failing

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to block your own powers

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The power to see in black and white at will.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to eat socks

The power to have gravity.

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to make everything worse

Pointless Super Powers