The power of having two left hands.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to smell people's moods

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to lick your own elbow

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!