The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!