- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to have no superpower

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to make everything worse

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

Pointless Super Powers